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Jason Bay Puts Down Payment on New Home in Alpine, NJ; Mets Beat Braves

Yanks loseMets win.

0-5 versus the Sox.  Brilliant.  Joba Chamberlain, despite giving up four runs in the first inning, was not only entertaining and kept his team in the game but also struck out a career-high 12 batters.  At 108 pitches, he was yanked.  At that point, he was pumping hot lead into the strikezone and the Sox weren’t touching him.  The Yankee lineup did not scrape together runs.  3-4-5-6 was 2-for-15.  Sox have us scouted inside and out, we’ve been made three times over in this decade and have barely responded.  Bring back A-Rod, do it now!   Tonight it’s the Rays – Sonnastine vs. Burnett, and hopefully, if A.J. is dealing in the sixth inning, Joe Girardi leaves him out there to deal.

"Joba's dealing after 108 pitches? That's not logical. Bring in Veras"

"Joba's dealing after 108 pitches? That's not logical. Bring in Veras"

Livan Hernandez pitched awesomely.  Francisco Rodriguez keeps it interesting, doesn’t he?  David Wright is 10-for-his-last-27, with three doubles, a triple, and a home run.  Tonight, it’s the Phils – Park vs. Santana.

A-Rod / Boras Begin New Ad Campaign from Colorado Rehab

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Written by Ryan

March 29, 2009 at 11:56 am

J.D Drew and Brad Penny “Recovery” Exposed!

BronxBrassTacks.com photog gets shown the dog's teets by an obviously drunk Drew.

BronxBrassTacks.com photog gets shown the dog's teets by a surly Drew.

Thanks again to GDY for the snailmail crack.

Written by Ryan

March 4, 2009 at 9:14 pm